Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
only you would photoshop your dick
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She tied me up with her honor cords...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
