do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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