I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Pooping to opera.
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