Kiss
Puke
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We smell like vodka and hangover
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