So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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