hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
