i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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