You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
should my penis look like a turkey
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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