birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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