I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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