wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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