I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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