More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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