we're blogging at a bar
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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