i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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