Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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