And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
