There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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