you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
