His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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