can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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