every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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