i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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