White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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