doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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