just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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