Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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