Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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