Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Randomize