So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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