note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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