I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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