I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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