Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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