We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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