no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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