The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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