as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we're so committed to being not committed
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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