I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
ttyl tear gas
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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