yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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