Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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