I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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