Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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