apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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