still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Vodka?
Forever.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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