we're blogging at a bar
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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