it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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