And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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