You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am puke
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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