Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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