Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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