real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
