yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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