Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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