one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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