I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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